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Jan 8, 2013 11:00pm PST
did you meet? >> on line. for what french fries. >> bobby lee would you go up on her? anthony, this is your type, no? >> she looks like a cartoon of a whore. >> she took that well. >> she takes a lot of things well. >> enough with the bread already. ♪ >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." [cheers and applause] i'm jon stewart. oh, we've got a good one for you tonight. general billy mc-- stanley mcchrystal. last night we talked fiscal cliff. in the wake of things that happened. newtown a roara, portland, tucson -- it's a 22 minute show so i'm not going to list everybody but finally everybody is ready to talk about gun violence. the patrol has been ready for quite some time now. let's have that conversation people. nothing is off the table. no bad idea. it's a safe space. let's start the discussion on gun violence. let's talk about the gun control. >> gun control is not going to make any kid safer. we have to get the re
Jan 8, 2013 12:35am PST
, anthony jeselnik and bobby lee on the show. >> jimmy: those are great comedians. >> and i go to the westboro baptist church. you know those haters who protest the funerals? they're terrible people and i couldn't imagine what makes someone like that. so, i went there and did my own protest and roasted them. but not out of love. out of sort of -- [ cheers ] >> jimmy: do people get angry with you when you do it? [ scattered applause ] >> no one's ever gotten mad at me. no one's ever gotten mad at me. >> jimmy: 'cause you do a thing i love called "the roaster coaster." >> right. >> jimmy: and it's basically you on a segway with a podium, with a microphone. [ laughter ] and he just goes around the city and you just rank on people. >> i ride around, roasting people. it's like a little bit of a -- kind of a -- what do you call it? >> jimmy: a childhood dream? >> yeah. i get to say whatever i want and ambush people. and i went out on new year's day and roasted people's new year's resolutions. because people are always so annoying when they make promises they can't keep. everybody's r
Jan 12, 2013 2:05am PST
's one of those deals with kathie lee and i are friends, and then my other friend is bobbie, so i introduce bobbie and kathie lee. >> we love each other. >> then two days later i hear from somebody, oh, i heard bobby and kathie lee were having lunch. that's unusual because i introduced them. they call it friend jumping where you exclude the introducer and then the other two are bonding, they're going on vacations, they're sharing your secrets. >> in other words, you've been dumped for another friend. some people do it because they have a connect. some people do it for like a social reason. they like social climbing. i introduce you -- you introduce me to someone very fancy, and then i become friends with your fancy friend. >> it has never bothered me, but a friend who has been introduced -- it bothers another friend. >> i could see where it would hurt your feelings a little. >> you don't own people, people. let everybody live their life and be happy for -- that they like someone more than they like you. >> this is a problem, you guys, that's been going on through the ages. >> what
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